If Givenchy came out with a house plants-inspired nail polish collection, it should definitely look like this.

Have you jumped on the house plants craze? You can’t look at more than 6 photos on Instagram without seeing a Monstera pop up SOMEWHERE. Coincidentally, though, Monstera plants take quite a while for them to mature into the cool, holey, giant leaves that they’re known for so anyone jumping on the bandwagon now has a itty bitty one and all the OG plant peeps out here judging fair weather fans of house plants.

I don’t do plants but not because I don’t like them or want them in my house. I just can’t have ANOTHER thing to keep up on. Also, I live on the lower level of my condo unit and I always keep the shades drawn because I am secretly a vampire. JK. Its because I live a couple blocks away from a few shady parts of town.

Names and description from left to right

**Look at my planties!** Deep emerald green jelly holo.

**Pink Tradescantia** Pink flakies with purple and white flakes to complement

**Sage bomb** Sage glitter bomb

**Pink Princess** hot pink jelly with black leaf shaped glitters and white multi-sized mid to small glitters

**Leaf me alone** Kelly green jelly with black and white bar glitters

**Spring Peony** soft pink holo

**Stromanthe Triostar** Burgundy red (warm) to forest green (cold) with scattered red and green glitters

:::Know of any DUPES for these?:::

:::Want to be a hand model?:::

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